A 39 year old Trumann resident called the fuzz and reported that he woke to a "burning feeling" and his dog was chewing on one of his balls.... yeah, as in testicles!
The unidentified owner had rescued the "small, white, fluffy" stray just three weeks ago, and had yet to take it in for a checkup.
Sadly, the dog's first visit to a vet was to be euthanized.
The Arkansas Department of Health will test the dog's remains for rabies.
Meanwhile, adding insult to injury, the man was transported to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center to be treated.