Please, don't be one of these guys. If you're in Washington, use your fireworks the way they are supposed to be used (on the ground with the 'splodey end aimed toward the sky and away from your face or, almost as importantly, away from the goofy, half drunk grin on your buddy's face.) And if you're in Oregon, just inflate a plastic bag and pop it with your hand because, legally, I think that's all you're allowed to do.
@CortWebber
Moment of Zen
I think my outlook on life can be best summed up by the wise words of the kickboxing philosopher, Lloyd Dobler:
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."
Truer words have never been spoken.
Monday, July 02, 2012
