Guess what? When I'm on the hunt for Seattle's Best Coffee and a Bon Appetit Danish, I'm headed to Chevron Extra Mile. Breakfast of champions I tell you. I'm sure there's an Extra Mile near you. Check it out; they have a deal on Seattle's Best and Bon Appetit Danishs now.
I'm sure that almost all of these future children will grow up to be well-adjusted, productive members of society (the world needs ditch-diggers, too).
Glass half empty or half full?
Half Full: That is an amazingly talented animal and his whimsical antics make me laugh a hearty laugh. HAA HAA HAAAAAAAHAHAHA
Half Empty: I wonder how many hits with an electric cattle prod it takes to make a ferocious predator do your bidding? Then again, it's a Russian bear, so there was probably vodka involved...