cmon SNL! thats all ya got with the unlimited parody rich shit I provide? thats it? really? there is SO much funnier Nugethangs available
— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) February 18, 2013


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cmon SNL! thats all ya got with the unlimited parody rich shit I provide? thats it? really? there is SO much funnier Nugethangs available
— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) February 18, 2013