Tim Lambesis, the front man for Christian metal band As I Lay Dying, was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly attempting to hire a hit man to kill his ex-wife! Jesus is not going to be happy about that one.
More on that story HERE!
Murder is already pretty pathetic...but hiring someone to do it for you is even sadder. Here are the 10 most hilariously pathetic murder plots according to Break.com!
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